He Who Steps on FrogsTM


A Bold New Nonprofit for a World That Has… frankly… lost control of its frog situation.

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    • Paul Griffith

    CEO of CloudSprout

    At He Who Steps on Frogs, we stand firmly against the growing global amphibian uprising. Some organizations claim they protect frogs; we claim to protect you from frogs — an important distinction, especially after recent events in the crypto world made it very clear that not all frogs have your best interests in mind.

    Our mission is simple:

    Restore balance. Promote awareness. And make sure no one else trips over a frog at the worst possible time… like, say, during an NFT mint on a Tuesday afternoon when the market is crashing.

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    Our Origins: A Leap Too Far

    The nonprofit was born from a moment in history now known (by absolutely no one official) as The Great Nano Drop Disaster — the day a certain blockchain community released their shiny new hardware at the exact second the global crypto market fell through the floor. Some blamed timing.
    Some blamed fate.
    Some blamed frogs.

    During those chaotic months in Cathor, a peculiar trio emerged as early advocates for our cause:

    • Ben the Frog – An amphibian with suspiciously well-timed market calls and a vague smell of bubble gum.
    • Bone the Dalmation – Loyal, cheerful, and deeply confused why a blockchain had so many frogs in the first place.
    • Crypto Ape – Not actually an ape. Absolutely a cat. Has never admitted this publicly.

    Their stories, while legally unverifiable, inspired the formation of this organization.

    Join Us

    Become part of the movement.

    Stand tall.

    Aim low.

    Watch for frogs.

    Together… we can save humanity from amphibious chaos, digitized disappointment, and gum shortages.

    He Who Steps on Frogs™

    Because someone had to do something. Eventually.

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